Just finished the second-to-last
episode, the one before the finale that’s going to be broadcasted live. If
there ever was a time to go On and On, it’s now. (whoo, VIXX reference!)
Watching this last episode has
just reinforced my belief that YG is going to debut all 11 of them. Now I’m
also quite certain he is going to debut all 11 of them in one group, rather
than two separate ones. Seriously, if he doesn’t, I’ll be extremely shocked and
disappointed– letting one team go will be a total waste, and YG ain’t stupid. If
one of the teams don’t debut, I’ll… I’ll change the avatar of every account I
have on every site I’m on to this derp face of Hoya.
Seriously, every where I go, I’ll
be known as the chick with that picture of Hoya looking ugly.
Because, people? Hoya is fucking gorgeous. He’s gorgeous like Cadbury eggs. And
by that I mean he’s yummy in so many different layers. And just really, really yummy.
Okay, going back on topic. Why, do
you ask, am I now so sure all 11 will debut? Firstly, I was always rather
certain YG’d do that. YG’s a businessman, he’s not gonna throw away assets, and
he’s not gonna leave the future of his company up to some teenage girls with
phones. Viewers are emotionally attached to both teams, and it’d be stupid of
him to throw that away. Also, if he was going to debut only one team, which
fool would put Seungyoon and B.I. on two different teams? B.I. is YG’s next
gold (and diamonds) boy. And screw you if you don’t love Kang Seungyoon.
Also, this last episode is just
gearing us up for an 11-member group. Up till now, the teams have been kept
pretty separate on the show. You think it’s a coincidence, eleven of them all
getting together on the last episode, and talking about how much they love each
other and how they want to debut as 11? It’s not a coincidence. It’s YG showing
us that they’re all cool with each other, and that when they debut together
they love each other. Because this is
the sort of stuff fangirls love (myself included).
Now that I’ve watched about 8
episodes (I skipped one, sorry) I guess I know the boys better. Actually,
rather than the episodes, if you really want to know them, you’re better off
watching the extra cuts. Onewomansubs, everyone’s favourite subber, has a list
of all the extra cuts compiled. My favourites are the chicken fight, Team B’s Quiz battle and, of course, Seungyoon’s cuts.
Anyway, here’s pretty much what I
got so far:
- Jinwoo laughs in a way that reminds me of Sungyeol, and he’s not so passive as you’re sometimes led to believe
- Minho? He’s super cool, funny and awesome. He’ll win over a lot of hearts, male and female
- Seungyoon is freaking adorable. No comparison
- I love Seunghoon’s talking voice
- Taehyun’s got a lot of fans for a reason, he’s not as self-centered or diva-like, they play that up for the drama
- B.I is actually really funny, and when he yells out ‘Hanbin!’ it kills me every time
- Jinhwan, I just really, really like you. He’s just super-sweet, you can easily tell
- Bobby is a bucket of sunshine, just all on the surface
- Joonhwe is so intense
- Yoonhyung is a hidden variety star, we need to get that kid more screentime
- Donghyuk is perfect, loving, golden maknae (who actually grills everyone’s meat! Seungri, are you watching?)
- NamSong (Taehyun and Minho) and BobB.I (Bobby and B.I.) are going to be very strong ships in the future, especially NamSong. I’ll just be happy when we get my Seungyoon in a good ship (people, ships are directly proportional to individual popularity. It’s not coincidental that popular members usually get shipped together)
- I have the weirdest personal crack ship of Seungri-Jinwoo. Don’t ask, people. I don’t even know why. Freaking hell, I’m even writing a continuing fanfiction.
And that’s all I got now. Now off
to go and do weird things online that I can never share with anyone who knows
me in real life.
